poor pete
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers. Fe... [SEE THE POST]
A Trip To The Gynecologist
A Trip To The Gynecologist! A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he a... [SEE THE POST]
Bad Example
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a ... [SEE THE POST]
The Swedish Student
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her ... [SEE THE POST]
Why I Love Her
A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife. His friends ask him why he doesn't want to go h... [SEE THE POST]
Apple, Banana and P*nis
An apple, a banana and a p*nis got into an argument one day. The apple says sadly "I have the worst life ever. People take one b... [SEE THE POST]
A Girls First Time
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches... [SEE THE POST]
Tricking a Nun
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have s*x with him.... [SEE THE POST]
That was great.
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife , they retired to bed. So, both go to ... [SEE THE POST]
it just wasn't meant to be...
Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to a s*x therapist who promised to only take their case if he knew he could help them. After hours of tests, he a... [SEE THE POST]
Very witty. every sane gentleman should be like this one
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her d... [SEE THE POST]
A surgeon and an anesthesiologist
One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both ... [SEE THE POST]
Smart Engineers
At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them. "How are you going to travel ... [SEE THE POST]
My neglect birthday
The reason I got divorced... Last week i had my birthday.... My wife didn't wish me.... My parents forgot and so did my kids.... I went ... [SEE THE POST]
18+ ONLY PLEASE
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young... [SEE THE POST]
So, how much do you want?
The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen... [SEE THE POST]
Skippy should be out of danger zone.
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervou... [SEE THE POST]
The truth about Vaseline
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children run... [SEE THE POST]
It's Love Dad you won't Understand !
A Five year old boy was trying to write a letter Dad: What are you writing my son ?? Son: Love letter to my girlfriend !!! Dad: Do you ... [SEE THE POST]
