Friend #2 : “Alright..”

Friend #1 : “Okkay, i’m gonna start with part 1..
There was a husband and a wife, they were
driving to a campsite when they came upon a split
road. The husband says “let’s take the left one.”
The wife says “I think we should take the right
road.
” Then the husband slaps the wife across the face ” who’s driving, me or you?!” and they take
the left path.”
Friend #2 : “Hahaha”
Friend #1 : “Now i’m gonna tell you part 2..

Once they get to the campsite the husband goes fishing
so his wife can cook their dinner. He comes back
and the wife says “good now I can cook fish soup
for us to eat!” The husband says “but I wanna eat
fried fish” The wife slaps the husband across the face and says “who’s cooking me or you?!” and
they end up drinking fish soup.
Friend #2 : “Oh crap!” lmao
Friend #1: “Now i’m gonna tell you part 4-”
Friend #2 : “What about part 3?!”
Friend #1: [Slaps the friend across the face] who's telling the story me or you!!!